
HIRE A PONSTRO.
IT EARNS YOU
$PONS.
1,000 pixel monsters in suits, working the night shift on Robinhood Chain. Every $PONSTRO trade pays a fee, a third of it buys $PONS, and that goes straight out to the monsters by weight. Feed yours and it works harder — one more share a day, up to 10× the rate.
WHAT YOU JUST WATCHED. Every desk on the clock is turning the same fee into $PONS — that is the coin coming off each one. The desk that stopped feeding earns none, and because weight is the denominator, the share it stopped earning went straight into the canister of the one that turned up. Nothing was destroyed and nobody claimed it. It changed hands.
- INTERN0.01xWEIGHT 100
Hired, never fed. Earning a hundredth of a share already, and one feed puts it on the ladder.
- ON THE CLOCK1.00x – 10.00xWEIGHT 10,000 × STREAK
Fed inside the window, every window. One more share per day, up to 10 times the rate.
- QUIET QUITTING0.10xWEIGHT 1,000
Missed a window, so it is down a level. Feed it and it climbs again — the floor is 0.10x, not zero.
1,000 of them, and the art is the game state
Every monster is drawn from its token id — no image files, no server, no reveal. Feed it and it changes. Stop feeding it and it changes again, and anyone looking at it can tell.
INTERN · 0.01xNever fed. Earns 0.01x and does not know it.
ON THE CLOCK · 1.00x – 10.00xOn a streak. Worth one whole share per day it has kept it up.
QUIET QUITTING · 0.10xHas eaten before, but the streak is gone. Down to 0.10x.
Where the $PONS comes from
Feed it and it earns
Feed a monster once and it takes a share of the $PONS payroll. Feed it ten days running and it takes ten times that share. It is the same ladder for everybody, and the only thing between the bottom of it and the top is showing up.
THE LADDER
| RUNG | Relative size | EARNS |
|---|---|---|
| NOT WORKING | ||
| NEVER FED | 0.01x | |
| STARVING | 0.10x | |
| ON THE CLOCK — ONE LEVEL PER DAY FED, UP TO 10 | ||
| DAY 1 | 1.00x | |
| DAY 2 | 2.00x | |
| DAY 3 | 3.00x | |
| DAY 4 | 4.00x | |
| DAY 5 | 5.00x | |
| DAY 6 | 6.00x | |
| DAY 7 | 7.00x | |
| DAY 8 | 8.00x | |
| DAY 9 | 9.00x | |
| DAY 10 | 10.00x | |
One feed inside the 24h window is one level up — another whole share of the payroll — to a ceiling of 10. Miss a window and it comes down one level at a time, to a floor of 0.10x. A monster on the floor is starving, not finished: one feed puts it straight back on the ladder.
Fewer monsters fed, bigger slice each
A MODEL, NOT A READSQUARE-ROOT SCALE · FULL WIDTH = 10% OF THE POT
211 of 1,000 monsters fed, your streak at day 5. Your share is 0.441%, which is 4.41 $PONS out of a 1,000 $PONS pot.
That is 4.4× the slice you would hold if every monster were fed. Nobody minted the difference and nobody handed it to you: the monsters that stopped eating fell out of the denominator, and a smaller denominator is a bigger slice for everyone still in it. Drag the top slider back toward 1,000 and it goes away again just as quietly.
The model: every fed monster is on your rung, and every monster that is not fed is starving at 0.10x. That makes the denominator bigger and your share smaller — it errs against us on purpose. Nothing on this panel is a chain read.
ONE BOWL, ONE LEVEL

Read from the chain, not from us
A dash means the number could not be read right now. It never means zero — those are different claims and we will not merge them.
Six steps, and two of them are not yours
- YOU
MINT A PONSTRO
1,000 on Robinhood Chain, $10 in ETH. That is the whole cost of a desk on the floor, and no more are ever minted.
- YOU
FEED IT $PONSTRO, DAILY
Feed it once a window and it gains a level — one more share of everything the vault pays, up to 10 levels and 10.00x. Miss a window and it gives a level back. Burned, not staked.
- NOT YOU
A KEEPER HARVESTS
Somebody else calls harvest, the fees buy $PONS, and it lands in the vault split by weight. It pays them to do it, so it happens without you — which also means you cannot make it happen sooner.
- NOT YOU
ANYONE CAN SETTLE A LAPSE
Weight the clock already took stays on the books until somebody calls poke, and settling it makes every fed Ponstro's share bigger. Whoever calls it keeps a bounty out of what frees — yours included, if yours is the one that lapsed. It cannot touch your $PONS, and it does nothing at all to a Ponstro that ate today.
- YOU
CLAIM YOUR $PONS
Take what your Ponstro has collected, any hour, with no unlock and no waiting period.
- YOU
OR WORK OVERTIME
Skip payday and it works the extra hours instead: one transaction turns your pending $PONS into a $PONSTRO/ETH position, locked for a 6h minimum shift and earning a share of every position the liquidity leg mints — the whole of the pay, since this pool passes no swap fees to its providers. Clock Out and it is yours, principal included; a liquidity position, so its value moves with the pair, not with either side alone.
Feed your Ponstro, or someone else eats its lunch.
Rewards accrue to the token, not to the wallet — sell a monster and you sell its unclaimed $PONS with it, so claim before you list. Feeding burns $PONSTRO and is not a deposit: there is no withdrawal because there was never a balance. Nothing on this page is financial advice, a projection, or a promise of any return. A monster at the top of the ladder holds 10 times the weight of one on its first day, and 10 times a share of nothing is still nothing.